Taylor-made

Hello all you Pommie men,

Greg here again

Just a thought for you on the day after your Sheilas beat our Sheilas, you chancers. Why don't you pick that Claire Taylor in the Ashes side? She can bat better than your guys and hey, I hate to be sexist about this, but she's better looking than that Ravi Bopara, isn't she.

As a sort of exchange you could put Tim Bresnan in the ladies team. Tim? I still don't know what his Mum was thinking about, giving him a name like Tim. And him from Yorkshire too! I thought all those Tykes were born to play for England and that they went to the Headingley nets rather than pre-school.

Anyway, just 18 days to go to the Ashes, so it is time you started thinking about how to avoid the whitewash again,

Here's looking down on you from the balcony,

Greg Orry